Epic Fail: The Raccoon Blowjob
January 28th, 2009 -- Posted in Epic Fail | No Comments »
Here is an actual story that even we can’t make up:
A 44 year old Russian man, Alexander Kirilov, was drinking with his friends when he got this sick idea of raping a raccoon. The raccoon fought back and bit off a part of his penis.
Mr Kirilov told stunned surgeons in Moscow: “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun.”
Surgeons are now trying to restore his “manhood” as best as they can. One of his drinking buddies said:
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off. That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with.”
